(Source: callmecoven)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

kiriamaya:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

And trans men.

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

i feel like shit and i cannot sleep

"What if no one ever falls in love with me"

A legitimate thought I have every day (via onlyonereason)

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now