jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

carry-on-my-otp:

EVEN THE FREAKING MONKEY OMG

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

I’m a big fan of all things British. I get to spend some time there now and again and I like that I can go for fish and chips wearing the most awful outfit and it’s cool, you know. 

(Source: lastisle)